Marty
The city of the future will have an enormous, multi-trillion dollar stadium that officials will use to attract the 2068 Olympics.
Once the 2068 Olympics are over, it will house NASCAR events (everyone in the future agrees that auto racing is a legitimate sport) and do little except create traffic for the area surrounding it.
By 2076, the debt the city of the future has incurred thanks to the stadium will have required it to drastically up taxes (forcing the city's last working class family, the Hendersons, to move to the suburbs of the future) and cut spending (laying off policemen and firefighters who will take jobs as tour guides in a giant, naked statue of Sam Walton, which is the first thing immigrants coming to the city of the future see as they enter its harbor).
Once the 2068 Olympics are over, it will house NASCAR events (everyone in the future agrees that auto racing is a legitimate sport) and do little except create traffic for the area surrounding it.
By 2076, the debt the city of the future has incurred thanks to the stadium will have required it to drastically up taxes (forcing the city's last working class family, the Hendersons, to move to the suburbs of the future) and cut spending (laying off policemen and firefighters who will take jobs as tour guides in a giant, naked statue of Sam Walton, which is the first thing immigrants coming to the city of the future see as they enter its harbor).
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