Sean Carcinogen III

The City of the Future. By Luke Periwinkle, a.k.a. Yowzer the Prowler, a.k.a. kid carnivorous, a.k.a. Sean "buns" Carcinogen III

The city of the future will be one of pure imagination. People will imagine they go to work everyday. They will imagine dropping out of high school and living in a Buddhist commune in Vermont; they will imagine airplanes being late for take off. The reason for this is simple. In the year 2000 (2000 years after Jesus comes back to earth to vote for Ralph Nader in 2008) scientists discover that nothing in fact is real. Humanity is left with one option besides continuing the tried and true course of apathy on a grand scale... Pretend everything is just fine. It's the same as it ever was, same as it ever was! So people imagine the world as it was just before Jesus voted for Nader, because at this point the whole world is a red state and Nascar becomes the dominant religion, therefore it's Ralph's fault (sorry bud, the truth hurts) that stuff isn't real. People imagine traffic jams even though they know they aren't real and they could just as easily be living in a Marxist Utopia or Teaneck, New Jersey. There exists a fear among the people that if they imagine something other than what they already know the world may cease to exist as they know it. But eventually everything winds up being made out of stainless steel and neon anyway.