Thomas Fallow

The City of the Future--

America: Rubble. The apocalyptic war will have destroyed all major cities. The worthwhile ones (in the blue states) will, after having obliterated those fuckers in the red states, turn their rage back onto themselves and finally do themselves in.

Elsewhere in the West: Odd mix of utopia and distopia, really scary infrastructure of cold, sleek, souless architecture, but pockets of awesome culture. You know, the future underground, people devising badass schemes to flee earth to "the planet on the hill" in awesome underground lairs with super cool James Bondesque technology.

The Third World: First off, it will now be called the Fourth World, because having long ago abandoned the capitalist-communists dichotomy, then moving on to the whole "developing nations" thing, bad future historians will have come across documentation of first and third world references, misinterpreted it, and believed the backwards ass people of the past thought our world was ACTUALLY divided into multiple worlds. They then jokingly revive this usage, but later discover that it actually is divided into multiple worlds, and there is yet another world, (discovered by archeologist extraordinaire, Samuel Bucketts Futurtingly) located between Africa and Frusica (Frusica havinng been discovered the previous decade). The cities there will be nice, with cool cafes and what not. And oh yeah, aside from small pockets of resistance, all cities will be ruled via a bullshit buerocratic front for democracy in the form of a counsel overseen by George Bush XXXVII.