Friday, January 21, 2005

I Defiance

There will be a new velcro. The same way that pink became the new black, a power adhesive will become the new Velcro. We'll call it Mucilagro. It will attach clothes to bodies (possibly a prerequisite for halftime shows, if the FCC has anything to do with it). It will attach children to their parents (a controversial replacement for today's popular child leash.) Easily removed, expensively replaced.
With public nudity under control and kidnappings curtailed, we may have less to care about when we watch the nightly news at 10.
But in the city of the future, everyone is awake until way past midnight.

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